Student loans

I'll tell you what... Student loans are a crock of shit. I swear to God, the people who own these companies, such as Sallie Mae, are a bunch of snarling crooks who sit in their office full of cash and just rub their hands together and laugh at how many normal people they screwed over that day. I can literally picture a dude looking like this doing all of those things...

Those of you who know me, and yes I admit to this, I did take out a bit of extra money so that I could at least enjoy my college years and not just sit around like a lame ass. But I am not complaining about how much money I owe. I have taken on that responsibility and ran with it. I am complaining about the way they send you what appear to be non threatening letters, but actually are. Literally a few weeks ago, I had already solved a problem about this bill I had paid. Yet a few days later, they sent a letter saying I owed even MORE money. I called and they told me to disregard it, but the fact is I swear they sent it just so that you knew they were still there watching you. It's outrageous and unnecessary. I know I owe the damn money, there is absolutely no reason to rub it in. 

Of course, this could all be in my imagination and I could totally be exaggerating ths. But I don't think so. The employees of Sallie Mae are probably taking the payments I have been making on the interest and buying luxurious gifts for themselves with it. Here is an artist's rendition of what Albert Lord, CEO of Sallie Mae, bought with my interest payments thus far. 

Apparently he bought a dog that sits upright and a company rocket car. Rock on Sallie Mae.

How about you please stop threatening me with your bogus letters and actually give a damn that not one person can get a job that pays more than $10 an hour. How about you realize it's a frigging hassle that you don't consolidate your loans anymore. How about you actually help someone out for a change instead of being a bunch of ass faces. These are my suggestions to you.