Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 8

Another week has come and gone and scratch one in the win column for old Greggy poo... barely. Like I said last week, this is the time of year where the true fantasy footballers step up and show their true depth. Unfortunately for me, my back up running back was hurt and my other useless back up Ryan Grant, last weeks shithead of the week, was on a bye. So I had to pick up someone on free agency. According to every single source I checked all damn week, Beanie Wells of the Arizona Cardinals was hurt and was not going to be playing this week. Some douche named Alfonso Smith was going to be getting the majority of the carries.. my ass he was.

Therefor, your week 8 shithead of the week is... Some ass clown named Alfonso Smith

If by the majority of the carries you mean one, then yes. And if by Beanie Wells being hurt you mean not at all, then yes.Being that it was nearly Halloween, apparently Beanie Wells was playing a trick on everyone. Because there he was, low and behold, int he starting lineup. I almost shit myself when I saw it. This guy looks like he doesn't know how to even play football. Look at this joker... he looks completely clueless...

But whatever, that is not even the point. If i actually had a decent running back who got me 5-10 points in my match up, it would not have been as close as it actually was. Let me make something clear about this weeks match up. almost everyone on my team didn't do shit. The only one who did ANYTHING was Shady McCoy. Not only that, the stupid team I was playing forgot to play three players. Yes, three players and I still struggled to win this wee, 92-85. How did they score so many points with not so many players? Steve Jackson had the game of his freaking life. Now, what a surprise, being that this was against me. I am really glad he didn't play a QB because if he did, I would have been beaten by some insignificant 2-5 team. But who cares. I won. A win is a win is a win.