Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 12

That is right people, another week, another win. This one was a toughie though. I played the actual best record in the league this week, Space Monkey Mafia who was 10-1 at the time but ended up whooping his ass in the end 120-87. The reason I said it was actually a tough win was because of the fact that I was down  by 44 points going into Monday nights game between the Saints and the Giants. Luckily, I had two players left to play in Drew Brees and Victor Cruz. Somehow, both of them had the games of their lives, scoring 44 and 27 points respectfully. The reason I was down so much, however, was because a lot of my team did not do well this week and I had a couple candidates to choose from for the Shithead. I usually go with the lowest point getter on my team but this week it is going to be different. This week, the lowest point man was actually my kicker Jason Hanson because the Lions decided to go for a bunch of two point conversions. But I cant really pick the kicker. Its not like he can help it if he doesn't get any opportunities to kick the ball. So I am going to have to go with someone else...

Your week 12 Shithead of the week will be...

Now I have to come clean a bit here. I did not watch this game... not one minute of it. But this isn't exactly my fault either. It just wasn't televised in our area. But by looking at the stats, they sure didn't try the old ground and pound. The Falcons were literally up 17 points, and yet, they kept throwing the ball almost to a 50-50 clip. Now I know this is the new NFL where apparently you are supposed to throw the ball 85% of the time. But in my opinion, when you have a lead, you should be able to ground it out and eat some clock. The Falcons can and will do that... except for Sunday apparently. But honestly, I have nothing bad to say about Turner. This is the only really bad game he has had for me since I got him in a trade about seven weeks ago. So other than that, your week 12 shithead of the week is Michael Turner. I apparently figured it was way past due for me to be nice about something in my blog.