Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 10

Chalk another in the win column for Gregory and I am now 7-2-1. My 101-94 victory over a formidable team by the name of Viet-Nnamdi War. I made a trade with this guy earlier in the year that kind, but not really worked out for me. Like an idiot, one of the people I got in the trade was one of the New Orleans Saint receivers who had a really hot start to they year. Now he literally does absolutely nothing. When I say nothing, I mean nothing, nata, zilch. that receiver was Devery Henderson. Luckily, I never have to play the bastard and I also got Michael Turner in the trade as well. But anyways... Like I said another week and another win. But that does not mean there was not a shithead on my team again... and trust me there was.

I would like to commend some of my players on their excellent weeks first though. Shady McCoy had another great week for me and has proven to be a spectacular choice for my number one pick. Drew Brees produced as usual with 24 and Tony Gonzalez also had a big 13. But thank Jesus for Jordy Nelson. I was down by 15 and in the dumps thinking I was getting a loss this week. But Jordy totally redeems my shithead of the week by scoring two touchdowns and getting 18 points for me. So without further ado...

Your week 10 Shithead of the Week is.... For an unprecedented second time this year... DWAYNE BOWE

This guy just keeps letting me down. I know their offense is based off the run, I get that. But you seriously could only score 1 point with 2 catches and 17 yards against the lowly Broncos. For Christ sake, and I definitely meant to use blasphemous terms in this sentence, it's like Tim Tebow is your quarterback. You need to get your head out of your ass and actually get open or something. God I freaking hate Dwayne Bowe. He is on the sideline doing crap like this instead of focusing on what he is payed for.

It's kind of ironic, me saying that. I usually write these while I am, in fact, working. But anyways, I am going to give Mr. Bowe another award this week as well.

I am going to try very hard to trade your ass this week. You are awful.