Racism galore

So, I was at the gym last night and I notice a commercial on the television I have not seen in years. A commercial for the incomparable, the irresistible, the unmistakable Chia pet was being played right before my eyes. It wasn't for the original sheep, pig, or hippo. It was for something very modern and, dare I say, hip. Actually... chia pets will NEVER be hip. But you will see what I am saying. Check out this video!

Are you freaking kidding me? Don't even think for a second that they didn't realize how absurdly racist that is. It makes me burst into laughter even thinking about it. Making a Chia pet of President Obama is like the company saying, "Hey everyone, every black person in the world has hair that looks like..."

I actually hear they might be releasing some other new Chia pets in this new racist series. Here are some of my suggestions.

Flava Flav

Tyler Perry

Eminem

Jay-Z

Al Sharpton