Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 11

Well, I would like to say another week another victory, but... I actually took a loss this week. Can you even believe it? One of the main reasons why is because I was playing one of the best teams in the league, the Philadelphia ConVICKs. Apparently, everyone on their team had the games of their lives. Some guy named Chris Ogbonnaya literally had 18 points. Who the hell is that? Vincent Jackson, who has a good game every 5, just so happened to decide to show up to work this week as well scoring 22 points. Also, that dick head Rob Gronkowski played a defense in which I myself could roam free in the Chiefs, and scored 22 freaking points. He must have slept with another porn star or something because his spirits were high that day.

I mean, it isn't like my team didn't play well. Half of my damn team were back ups but they all played very well. Alex Smith, my back up QB, scored me 21 points. That is his second highest point total of the season. Jordy, my boy, also had another huge game with 24 points. But yet again, a wide receiver, who had a great week last week, did absolutely nothing for me this week. No not Dwayne Bowe everyone, even though he did only score 8 points.

Your week 11 Shithead of the week is... Denarius Moore!

Not only did he score a whopping 24 points last week and get my hopes up as potentially being Carson Palmer's go to guy, but he then went out this week and shit himself. He caught an impressive one ball for 14 yards this week, literally tearing my heart out in the process. I had to choose between this dude and Victor Cruz of the Giants, and I went with Moore. There was some thinking behind it though. He was playing the Vikings and Cruz was facing the CB's of the Eagles. I was completely wrong. Cruz ended up with 18 points, the points in which would  have won me the game. But woah is me, cant cry over spilled milk.

I have however watched a lot of Raiders games this year. My friend Brad comes over and we always watch the Raiders games. For some reason, they are usually on in this neck of the woods. So, I know how this guys plays. Honestly, I really think the reason he is so inconsistent is... 1) He is a rookie and 2) this is how he tries to catch every single pass thrown his way. Literally, every pass.

Dip shit.