Gasoline Dreams

The price of gasoline baffles me. Like the stock market a few posts back, I really don't understand the whole process, especially the pricing of the product. Honestly, I have tried to have people explain it and to me it seems as though it's some sort of damn craps shoot. Some oil guy wakes up one day and is like, "I guess it's time."

Doing anything short of becoming a damn oil tycoon myself, I don't think I will ever get it. So here are my top 10 reasons why I think gas goes up every other frigging day. 

1) The local Boy Scout troop is taking a trip

2) A new movie directed by Ronald Emmerich is being shot... a movie even shittier than his last 10

3) Lady Gaga is stupid and sucks real bad

4) Reruns of Frasier are still on the air

5) Just because

6) Some dude bowled a 300

7) Little Scotty down the street made a friend

8) The oil tycoons wanted to go to Kokomo

9) A bear riding a bike

10) It rained the other day

That's all I got. In all honesty I really don't think there are any real reasons for it. Unless the reason is to piss me off then they have done a good job at their jobs thus far. Great job, I guess.