Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 1

Here is the thing... I haven't played fantasy football for a long time. At least two years to be precise. So I thought it was just about time to get back into it again. Then, after one damn week, I remember why the hell I stopped doing it in the first place. It is the single most stressful thing on this planet, that's why. I could draft the AFC all star team yet the person I am playing that week will win with some breakout performance from some scrub that no one has ever heard of. It makes me want to punch a hole in the wall. But since I am writing this little old blog, I figured I would maybe give some sort of award away to the player that sucks the most on my team every week. Trust me, knowing my luck, there will be a lot of candidates every single week. Drum roll please...

Your winner of the week 1 shithead award is... DWAYNE BOWE!

For week one, Mr. Bowe had a stat line of a depressing 2 receptions for a whopping 17 yards. Come on man, you had 75 receptions and nearly 1,200 yards last year. You gotta do better than that... I mean honestly, what were you doing? I seriously think you got lost on the way back from halftime.

Luckily, I tied this week 126-126. But for God sake, you couldn't have gained 3 more yards? You waste of a frigging roster spot... You were playing Buffalo... How more awful can you get, dude? With the way your season is going, I wouldn't be surprised if you were a multiple winner of this illustrious award. I would be proud of you in all honesty. But before I jump to any conclusions, you do have Detroit next week. So you actually may catch more than 2 balls. I could have more than 2 catches against Detroit. Prove me wrong, Dwayne. I'm begging you...

Once again... Your week 1 recipient of my fantasy football shithead award... Dwayne Bowe!