Time travel? You serious?

It has come to my attention that scientists have discovered something called neutrinos. What the hell are neutrinos you ask? I don't have the slightest clue... but what I do know is that it has something to do with time travel. FREAKING TIME TRAVEL! Well, apparently these things that they found may actually move faster than the speed of light and could be exactly what was needed for the beginning stages of time travel. God, what I would do if I could time travel... Just think of the possibilities... I mean, you could be anything you want to be. You could go back and be some mischievous asshole and just screw with stupid little shit. Or you could do something bigger. Me, I would only do two things. Not two things in total but a general two things...  1) Things that affect my life directly and 2) things that annoy me. Here are a few ideas...

Make a better life decision

Play catcher for the Pirates in the 1992 NLCS

Never... eeeeeevvvvvver go see Huey Lewis and the News in concert

Start MTV myself so Jersey Shore is never something that exists

This is just the tip of the ice burg, trust me.