Monday, September 26, 2011

Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 3

Boy this is getting a little routine... but of course I won this week again beating "The Sanchize" 109-87. There was no doubt it in fact. We had a few candidates this week for my shithead. My receivers really let me down. First off, Kenny Britt, who shouldn't have been playing because of an injury, tore his ACL because of his arrogance and competitiveness. So he is out for the season. What was once a promising year went down the tubes because he couldn't swallow his pride and rest for a damn week. But, I can't give him my award for not getting any points because he got badly injured. Mr. Bowe actually had a good game and Jordy Nelson only had four points... but again this was against the Bears defense. I could pick Jordy Nelson but I feel as though I need to spread the love to some other positions. With that said...

Your winner of the week 3 shithead award is... Jahvid Best!



Jahvid Best, the tiny ass running back for the Detroit Lions, had a measly eight points for my team. See, my thinking was that this guy was going to run a lot and catch the ball a lot. He does do these things... but apparently this day he didn't do much of it. It was against the Vikings defense, which is not as stout as it used to be but 14 yards on 12 carries, dude? Come on... Thank God you can catch the damn ball (five receptions for 74 yards). What the hell was he doing? APPARENTLY running into a brick wall.


How about next time you decide to forget how to hit a hole, you let me know. I would rather start the back up for the Browns, Montario Hardesty... and he is basically worthless.

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