Gord-o

Lately, I literally can't stop watching the television show Kitchen Nightmares. I have no idea why, but I have never been entranced so much by one television show in my life. The more I thought about it though, it makes more sense than I thought. As some of you may have known, before I went to school for my useless degrees, I actually wanted to go to culinary school. Although I love to cook, and I tend to think I am pretty good at it when I do, I am sort of glad I did not go in that direction. I worked for a year as a server at Crapplebees and it was hell on earth. I know what I went through, and I know what the cooks went through. But I digress... That is only one reason I am so fascinated by the show. The main reason I love the show is this... Gordan Ramsay is literally everything I ever want to be.

Everything he is is exactly what I want to be... awesome, admired, wealthy, famous, successful, confident, and cocky just to name a few. Let's face facts here. I am one cocky and confident bastard, there is no denying that one. But this man just absolutely oozes it out of every pore. If I were half the man he is, I couldn't even fathom where I would be today. Although he may seem like a hard ass, I really don't think he is either. I mean, he goes in and helps these ridiculously stupid ass people and their delusions of grandeur to make them turn their business around into something that works. That's uber admirable. Shit man, I probably would run away giggling while flipping them the bird on the way out. That's how I would fix that shit.
I would go as far as saying that Gord-o and I are probably the two coolest people on the planet. And just think, I am a distant second. It's unfathomable to imagine what I could accomplish if I had all of his qualities. So yeah, i guess I want to be like Gordan Ramsay. Is that such a bad thing?  Plus, chicks dig accents. So that would be kind of awesome too.