I know I started this last week and thought that I would at least have one player on my team that sucked each and every week. But... let's be real for a second. I may have the most complete fantasy football team to ever grace the game itself. This is not me being cocky either, it is based solely on the proof. Sure, Mr. Bowe, my week one winner, may have had a shitty week one. He couldn't catch a damn cold for Christ sake. But, he bounced back with five catches for 105 yards and even rushed for 12 yards. That is a hell of a performance. Literally all of my players on my team this week... except for my kicker... scored double digits. Most of them even had 20 points or more. I cant blame my kicker, Sebastian Janikowski, for not scoring more than five points. The RAIDERS couldn't be stopped on offense. So, in honor of not having a single bad player on my team, I had a hard time picking my shithead. Therefor...
Your winner of the week 2 shithead award is... Brian Kuhn!
Yes, Brian Kuhn, or as we like to call him, Kuhn, was my opponent this week and this apparently what he was doing while our draft was going on.
I mean, I love you dude but sheesh... That was brutal. 156-91 was the final score. Better luck next time kid, but thanks for the easy win. That is all I really have to say about Kuhn...
Once again I would like to congratulate you, my good friend Brian Kuhn, on the illustrious award. Now all you have to worry about in life is what it would have been like if you could have gone into Burns Drug on Pittsburgh Street... Sorry Kuhn, but I cant make that one come true buddy.
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