The Insult King

Someone told me the other day that I use a lot of different insulting words. They are absolutely correct. So I decided to make a list of all the insulting things I say to people. These are in no particular order and will be sort of censored... Just to cover my own ass...

1. Douche                                                   
2. Doucher                                                   
3. Douchette                                                
4. Ass
5. Ass wipe
6. Dingus
7. Dangus
8. Goober
9. Dope
10. Doper
11. Idiot
12. Idiot face
13. F---er
14. F---tard
15. F---face
16. Little Sh--
17. Sh-- for brains
18. Sh--head
19. Sh--face
20. Sh--wad
21. Piece of sh--
22. Bastard
23. Dick
24. Dickhead
25. Dick face
26. Penis
27. Penis breath
28. Piss ant
29. Hippie
30. Hipster
31. Tom Brady
32. Tits Mcgee
33. Retard
34. Re-re
35. Turd
36. Dip
37. Dip-Sh--
38. Pompous ass
39. Skinny ass
40. Prick
41. Prick face

That's literally all I could think of right now. You got any more I say then I can add them in later. Like Weird Al is the waffle king, I now consider myself the king of the insults. I now own two illustrious honors... the king of kindness and the king of the insults. Beat that sh--!