Blu Wars

September 16, 2011 will be a day that will be remembered for eternity. It is going to be written about in history books as a game changer, a spectacular achievement, a marvel in American history. Fan boys, including myself, all around the world will rise from their gamer chairs and head to the closest electronics venue where they can pick up what many consider the holy grail... Star War:The Complete Saga, on Blu-ray.
Not only is this going to put me back about $90, which right now is basically a kick in the balls, it really doesn't matter. Because George Lucas has been sitting at home on his small mountain of cash wondering why has absolutely no neck, it has taken him years to release these films in high definition. 

Seriously though, what the hell took so long? You think you are going to profit anymore than you would have if you brought them out two years ago? And even so, who gives a shit? People have been begging for these for a long long time. I mean, God forbid George Lucas ever does anything that his fans want him to do. This is the guy who thinks Greedo shot first... pish posh dude. This must be amateur hour. But there is some good news out of this whole thing. They went back and fixed little shit that has bothered people for ages about the movie. Things like this...

I have watched Empire like 50 times in my life and I have never even realized the Wampa was wearing a pink undershirt. If you actually saw this then you must be the man, because I had no idea. But who actually cares? "Well, one does want a hint of color" Nathan Lane once said. And so did that Wampa apparently.

I mean, is'nt that just one of those things that makes movies so awesome though? In my opinion, yes it is. I hate when they do shit like this. God forbid Yoda looks like he is'nt computer animated when the movie was made back in the 1980. Just be content with the fact that it's an awesome move, not that it's consistant with the shitty prequals that were pounded out in the early part of this century. If they really wanted to change something they should dub over some ot shitty whiny acting that goes on in some of the movies. And not just Waaanikn Skywalker either. Even his daddy Luke whines in those movies. Must just be a Skywalker thing. But Anakin was by far the worst. The would be betetr off just taking the stupid kid ouf of Episode one and it would be a much better move. They could just say some ghost of jedi or soemthing was driving the podracer. No one would know the difference. Or better yet, just elimante useless charecters altogether. For example, cut the scenes with that dickwad JarJar Binks. My movie poster would look more like this for Episode one.

Why a Christmas tree and Gary Busey? Why not? Who doesnt love those things? Plus they would probably add more to the plot than the actual charecters to be honest. And why is the poster in Spanish? Well, I noticed halfway through making the picture that it was and was waaaaaay too lazy to fix it. So, ¡Feliz Navidad! Que la fuerza te acompañe! (That's may the force be with you by the way).