Earthquake?

Unbeknownst to be, there apparently was an earthquake the other day. Because of my awful timing, I didn't feel a damn thing because for some odd reason, I find it normal take a shower in the middle of the day. I mean, it's not like it would have mattered anyway because our town literally felt a tremor equivalent to the size of an elephant's shit hitting the ground. But people felt it none the less. I actually took a picture of the substantial destruction that this tremor did on the community. 

You have to understand something, the people around here don't know how to act when something odd like this happens. Shit like earthquakes do not happen here, so people get a little jacked about it. Hell, even I was talking about it! Not long ago we had a tornado roll through the Greensburg/Hempfield area and people were in a damn tizzy. 

Case in point, the hilarious Youtube sensation of all of about an hour, Tornado boy.

I get it, but it's not like this crap never happens. But people were and still are panicking about it, which is absurd and highly irrational. If people really think that something as outrageous as a city like New York will fall into the ocean because of this, then they need to take some meds or something. Get over it people. The United States is literally riddled with fault lines ready to explode at any minute. This WILL happen again, I guarandamntee it. Even the USGS says the good people of Southwestern Pennsylvania can have an earthquake. 

So maybe I was to hasty. Maybe with enough quakes, it COULD break off a portion of a city or even a state and devour it into Davey Jones's locker. Hell, it would lead to a kick ass sequel at least. 

Or not.