Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Fat Fat Fatties

I had an epiphany last night. While lying in bed listening to the radio, I realized I hate a lot of teams in all of the major sports. Why I hate those teams were never really clear to me until last night. I am not even joking that when I realized this, I literally sat up in bed and started thinking about this fact that I am about to bestow upon you. I realized that every single team I hate has some sort of person on the team, either player or coach, that is fat. Also, in some cases, a few of these players I really hate because they are obnoxiously arrogant. This really shouldn't bother me much being that I am not a small man and I am quite arrogant myself, but there is something about a professional athlete being the same that really bothers me. I think it's the fact that I think they should portray themselves in a professional manner being that that's exactly what they are... a professional.

Athlete number 1... an old favorite...


Athlete number 2... I really don't hate Bartolo Colon. I just thought this picture was hilarious and well, he does play for the damn Yankees. So I guess I do hate him a little. 


Athlete number 3... He plays for the Red Sox. What else do I have to say? 


Athlete number 4... Big hungry baby...


Number 5 is a coach... And he gets on my nerves so easily...


Number 6 is also a coach. And by the way, I can't take the credit for this picture. I found it online and died when I saw it. But I did add the words...


Got any other suggestions? Go for it. I am always up for new hatred. It's one of my many talents. 





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