Thursday, July 28, 2011

Who the HELL is Jesse James?

I honestly could not tell you who the hell Jesse James is. I would consider myself to be connected to the whole celebrity scene pretty well, and I literally have no fucking idea who he is. All I know is that he is always in the news for some reason, he is apparently a sex addict, and gets engaged to gorgeous women over and over again. That's literally all I got on him. Well that and he looks like a creepy old man. Like seriously? How are these gorgeous women falling for this dude? He is a hipster old ass man who dresses way to young for his age. Not only that, he literally looks like what I think a child molester looks like.


I really want to know exactly what he said to Sandra Bullock and Kat Von D to get them to almost marry him. What could it have possibly been? I bet it went something like this. 


I mean honestly, what the hell is this guy thinking? He screws up two engagements with two beautiful, and I am only assuming, nice women. To do what? Go into the business of looking even creepier I think. Honestly dude, I think it's time to move on with your life. You are obviously not meant to get married. Or...






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