Sunday, July 17, 2011

Tiger is an idiot.

What in the hell is Tiger Woods spending his money on? I looked it up, this guy has made $6 billion over his golfing career so far. That is with endorsements and everything. That is an insane amount of freaking money people...With that in mind, I cant even fathom how this douche bag  lost most of his fortune. I guess that's what you get when you have to pay off a bunch of women to not say anything about what you've done. Its either that or he just is an idiot with money. A lot of people are. Take myself for example... I need to pay off car and school loans but I just went out and bought a $60 video game. $60 is NOTHING to Tiger Woods. I understand he just divorced his ravishingly good looking former wife and settled for $1 million, but compared to his total earnings that is next to nothing. I say good for him. The guy seems like an ass wipe. But here is my point. I want to know what exactly he did with all that money. It blows my damn mind... I honestly think he just goes places and says he needs everything in them. In fact, here is what I think a day in the life of Tiger Woods looks like.



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