Big Lame Theory

Every Monday at 8:30 pm used to be my worst nightmare. Not only was it just minutes away from Monday Night Raw... yes I still watch wrestling, get over it... but it was the time of the week where a television show was on that literally makes my blood boil. Fortunately they moved it to Thursdays now, but it still curdles my blood like it did before. But anyways, that show is The Big Bang Theory and it may be one of the worst shows ever to be shown on television. This is, of course, only my opinion, and the ratings show otherwise. But coming from an actual nerd I have to say something... CBS, that really isn't how nerdy people act. I mean, yes, there may be people out there who act like those ass faces, but to the general public of nerds out there it really makes us look like a bunch of stereotypical shit for brains douche bags. First of all, they all talk like they have a couple of sticks shoved up their noses. Its quite possibly the most annoying sound I have ever heard in my entire life. Secondly, the hot blond that lives next door... Yeah, well, she would never be caught dead hanging out with those guys. Lets get real here.

I think the thing that really doesn't make sense to me is the fact that such humor could appease such a wide array of people. My father frigging loves that show, for example, and I wouldn't exactly call my pops "smart". The jokes are on another dimension. Literally. All they talk about are things like equations, space, and comic books. How many seasons can they really go on with that? Every time I see the show, which is not many times I might add, it's the same damn plot. I will fill you in on it so you don't have to put yourself through the absolute pain and anguish of the worst half hour of your life. The nerds get in some quirky laughable situation and then they figure out what happened and fix it in an awkward yet supposed to be funny manner. TA DA! I could write an episode. All I would have to do is add a bunch of big words that no one understands, add a laugh track so the dumb people watching at home knew when to laugh, throw in some references to Superman and were golden. The episode is ready for filming.

The worst character by far is the one they call Sheldon. I don't even know how to explain it, he just pisses me off. I think its how he talks and how he portrays his mannerisms on the show. Its so annoying and dip shit like I cant even begin to explain it. He just spews out useless facts that no one gives a shit about. And then there is the character named Leonard. He is almost as bad as Sheldon but honestly I never really pay attention to him. All I see is the little kid from Roseanne.

Really though, all I have to say is that the show really shouldn't be as popular as it is. For some reason, no matter what stupid studio sitcom CBS pushes out there, it gets massive ratings. While the actual funny and witty shows on networks like NBC don't get any recognition. The rating are constantly low on hilarious shows like 30 Rock and The Office. And to me that is an absolute crime.