Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne's whole facial area grosses me the hell out. Have you ever seen it? And people actually find this man attractive. I mean, I am no freaking James Dean or anything, but Jesus...

It literally looks like his teeth are protruding from his skull. It is the oddest shit I have ever seen. Also, facial tattoos are the fucking worst. Well... let me take that back. Tattoos in odd places are the worst. Like women who get tattoos on their chest. In the wise words of Liz Lemon, that's a deal breaker.But facial tattoos are even worse. Let's look at list of people who have facial tats shall we? Here is a link. 


Oh yes. I get it now. You have to be absolutely out of your mind to get one of those. Literally every one of those people have done many insane things in their lives... But lets move on to more reasons why Lil Wayne is weird looking. No... you know what, it is literally only the teeth and the tattoos. Nothing else. I mean the hair is kind of gross as well, but I can deal with that. The tattoos and horse teeth cant be ignored. 
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Hey Lil Wayne. A 10th grader called and wants his hat back for the prom. He thinks he looks cool in it. Nice fedora ass clown. I would say his music is his saving grace, but it isn't good either. So now he has a weird face and a bad career choice. Anyone who has a problem with what I have said about his music, sit back and really think to yourself... why do I think this music is good? Then tell me why. And I will be glad to shoot you down. It's what I do best. God his teeth are weird as hell. I'm sorry. I got distracted. It's like the first time I watched Human Centipede. I'm grossed out but I cant look away.

I cant decide if he looks like a horse or a gremlin more. Help me decide people. It's a toss up for me.


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