Co-host

Not that I watch it or anything... really I don't... But I think I found my new job. I overheard someone talking about how ever since Regis retired from the Regis and Kelly show, they have been having a different co host on the show nearly everyday. Now, I don't know if they are searching for a new host or anything, but stop what you are doing Michael Gelman (the producer if you were wondering who that was), I have found your permanent solution.

That's right. Me... maybe not with the fu manchu though... Not only would this fill my void of needing a full time gig, but it also fills your void of needing a full time co host. It's a win win people. And damn do I look good in suits... Just sayin.

Seriously, why don't they hold a national competition to see who the new host is? Not only do I think that would bring in more ratings than having people like Taye Diggs co host, but I think it would be awesome to have a new personality on television. Who the hell is Taye Diggs anyways? Just some random black dude that was in a couple movies. He may have a six pack, but I have the charm... ya dig? It would be television gold people, like the American Idol of morning talk shows. Sure, some people would be absolutely terrible but I think some people would be pretty damn good at it. Personally, I may not have the face for television, but I have the personality. I know current events, I know pop culture, I have a quick wit, and I can read. What the hell else do you need to be on television?

I want all my fans to write in to the show so that they consider having a national competition. That is where I will take over and be the new co host of ... Live with Kelly and Greg... or Jackson. I haven't decided which sounds better yet.