Google or Yahoo?

For literally years, people have been yelling at me when they use my computer. Why you ask? For quite possibly the dumbest reason of all. My home page is Yahoo, not Google. Yes, that is right. People have formed allegiances over trivial things such as what their home page should be. But over the past couple months, I have been seeing their point, sort of. these said people give me stupid reasons like "it is a better search engine" or "you will get better results with Google." It is a damn search engine people, you are going to get basically the same results anyways. What, do you just enjoy saying the word "Google" more than Yahoo or something?

The reason I like(d) Yahoo so much more is because I got the majority of my current events off of it's home page. Seriously, I don't think I would know who the hell Mitt  Romney was if it wasn't for Yahoo. I also wouldn't know I now have a shot with Katy Perry if it weren't for Yahoo's homepage. So thank you for that.

But besides the fact that I do enjoy getting my news from over payed AP writers, I do not enjoy seeing an article every single day about how my degrees are basically useless. I don't know how many times I have to hear this before it sinks in... Oh wait I already did know that.

Seriously, I swear to god there has been an article on the front four stories that claims either...
1) What degrees are terrible?
2) You suck for going to college, you moron.
3) Is your degree virtually useless?
4) Should you use your degree as a fire starter?

Or how about the article that has been there the past couple of days with the uplifting title of, "college majors that are useless." Even the picture is hilariously uplifting.


The man is looking at a chart in a wheat field. Things like this happen all of the time. But seriously Yahoo, how about you stop rubbing it in everyone's face about what they want to do with their lives and actually do something about it. Why don't you hire some of those horticulture majors mentioned in your article to do something? What's that? You don't know what they could do for you? I don't know, man. Hire them to grow an organic garden or something. I know you all are probably hipster nerds who love to wear scarves indoors. Don't those people think its cool to eat organic too? Hipsters do love sticking it to the man and all.

I remember an article a few weeks back saying that communication degrees are basically extinct. This made me laugh something awful. I guess people don't need to communicate anymore. You know, there are no such things as telephones, or televisions, or radio waves. Those things are extinct. All that exists now are search engines. And terminators apparently. Yahoo actually bought Skynet.

That robot either went to Yale or I am totally right. I think I'll change to Google...