The FINAL Shithead of the Week..........

This is a somber day for me. Not going to lie, after having one of the best seasons of fantasy football I have ever had, my team finally let me down. Not only was I the number two seed in the playoffs, I was facing a team whose number one running back was Reggie Bush... Reggie fucking Bush. He also had Mikey Vick and the Eagles defense, so on paper this was a lock victory. Well... I was DEAD WRONG. I lost the game, and my season...not really since I am still playing a consolation game for third place, but that means nothing to me... to a guy with a receiver from the Denver Broncos. Literally all of these things are insulting to me. I lost the game, and my season, 120-100. Everyone on my team, besides ol' reliables Drew Brees and LeSean McCoy, were complete asshats. Michael Turner actually had an alright game with 12 points, but other than him not one person scored more than five points. That, my friends, is the formula for failure. So, as my final instalment of Shithead of the week, I am going to do something a little different this week.

Your week 15 Shithead(s) of the week are... Everyone ever!

Your week 15 hall of champions... Jordy Nelson (2 points), Victor Cruz (4 points), Antonio Brown (5 points), Tony Gonzalez (1 point), Jason Hanson (4 points), and the Steelers Defense (2 points). Wow boys, thanks for the help. Every other damn week you all score 10 or more points but when I need you, natta, nothin, zilch. I stated Reggie Bush's name very angrily earlier and there was meaning behind it. It isn't because he got to have sex with Kim Kardashian. I mean, who hasn't besides me. But because the man had only three, count them three, 100 yard rushing performances in his life,  yet knocks out a 200 yard performance on the game I play him. I swear to GOD it's like these players know something special is going to happen when they are playing me. It is outrageous. Not only that, Mikey boy had the game of his life and the Eagles defense scored an out of this world 20 points. I have literally never seen a defense score 20 points in fantasy football. But like I always say, such is fucking life.
So I leave you, my fantasy football minions, with this little word of advise for next season... Don't play. If you know anything at all about the game of football and it's players, that is the best advice I can give you. It is literally one of the most frustrating things you will ever do. Now with that said, I will totally play next year, and the year after that, and the year after that. One of these times I will win. One day...