Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 13

The last game of the week has come and gone, and low and behold, I am in sole possession of first place in my division. Another win for TheGregJacksons, beating Long Hard Wood in a laugher 126-49. I am not even freaking joking when I say I could have won this weeks match up with literally two players, Drew Brees and LeSean McCoy. They scored me a combined 55 points themselves. But whatever, I am used to winning at this point and it is quite obvious who is the best in this fantasy league. Yes, I actually pat myself on the back after I said that.
Now, don't read this as arrogance, people. It is in the numbers. I am now 9-3-1, sole possession of first place, and another cake walk of a game next week for the final week of the regular season in our league. My team is in the driver seat. Not, even though I did score a crap ton of points, that doesn't mean there were not some shitty performances. As in every week before, there is always one person on my team who stands out as the shittiest of them all, and this week is no exception. Therefor...

Your week 13 Shithead of the week is... for a second week in a row, Michael Turner!

Now I know I was not really hard on him last week, but for good reason. This week, I really shouldn't be hard on him either being that he was only given 14 carries in a very very close game. Matt Ryan threw the ball 46 times against a team lead by a third string quarterback. Good game plan Falcons. But seriously, if I were turner i would be demanding the ball at this point. But instead, this is what he was doing.