Purple Squirrel? Say What?

Yes, you read that correctly. They have found a purple squirrel roaming through the back yards of some suburban homes in central Pennsylvania. How outlandish is that? I don't know what is more outlandish though, the fact that there is a purple squirrel hopping from tree to tree or that the people who found the thing has a bunch of cages in their backyard that catch squirrels. Here it is by the way.



How the hell did this thing become purple? It didn't come out that way, that's for damn sure. But they are actually trying to figure out what made it this way. Animal experts all around are trying to figure out how this happened and really aren't sure how it happened. I have read some theories though. There is one theory that it got into a port-a-potty. Another rumor is that it got hold of an old ink cartridge. But my personal feeling is this...

A kid obviously got hold of that poor squirrel and used their markers for no good. Damn dirty bastard. Go ruin your parents walls, not the wildlife.