Boston Has Eyes

Has anyone ever noticed, or cared to notice, that Rajon Rondo, that ass wipe of a point guard for the Boston Celtics, looks EXACTLY like Pluto from the original Hills Have Eyes movie. Don't believe me? Check it out.

No? That is literally the only thing I think about when I see him. Kind of like when ex NBA bench warmer Popeye Jones played. He looked exactly like Nosferatu. You don't think I am right on that one either? Compare. 

I apparently like taking NBA stars and connecting them to their horror film counterparts. It's actually a hobby of mine.

Come on people... It's uncanny. You know what is even scarier than any of those horror film matches? How about ex Cavs coach and current Lakers coach Mike Brown. Looks literally identical to Al Roker. 

Now THAT is scary. Noooooooooo... I am not saying all black people look alike...  But those two do. Hell, they even shop at the same Men's Warehouse it looks like. We like the way you look, I guarantee it. But what I don't like is how oddly similar you look. Freaking weird man. Horrifying actually.