Katy xoxoxox

There are many women in this world I find attractive. Let's just get that out there right now. In fact, there are so many women in this world I find attractive, it's  a bit alarming. But hey, I am a man. What else would you expect? With that in mind, I don't know if you heard or anything but... KATY PERRY AND THAT ASS HAT RUSSEL BRAND ARE OFFICIALLY DIVORCED!!! That is right kiddos, as of today they are officially back on the market. Now this wouldn't be so exciting being that they are both major celebrities but the fact of the matter is... I HAVE A CHANCE WITH KATY PERRY! In my dreams of course, but anything is possible. In my opinion, she is literally one of the sexiest women on the planet. Now I know what you all are going to tell me... " But didn't you see that picture that leaked of her with no makeup on?" This is my rebuttal... Have you seen pictures of most women without makeup on? It's called natural people, who gives a shit? I would do some crazy shit for that woman. I would do something that I said I would never do ever again... I would grow my hair long like I had in high school so that I kind fo look like her ex, Russell. Look at me, I looked like an imbecile.



Dont mind the giant zit in the middle of my face or the increibly hip Samsung flip phone... I thought I was cool. But if Katy thought it was cool, I'd do it again. Just take a look at what we would look like together...

                                              See, I even grew the long hair again. Adorable.<3

I look like Rick James in this, which is exactly why shes diggin' it.

Dont call me crazy, a man can dream cant he? Plus, as soon as Ms.Perry notices this blog, "the greatest blog in the world", I am sure she will want to contact me and arrange a date. If so Katy, have my people call your people. Or you could get my cell on my Facebook. Actually, if Katy perry Facebooked me I may have a mild stroke.