Yet another week of fantasy football has past yet there was a much different outcome this week for me. Like I said in last week’s shithead article, around this time of year is where you see the truly good players succeed. They drafted and planned their teams through their bye weeks and the hard part of the schedule and can still beat other teams. Though I would like to think I have done those very things, I actually lost a game this week. This is not because my team had a bad week. Oh no, on the contrary. If I would have played ANY other person in the league I would have beaten them. But, low and behold, I am up against apparently my arch rival yet again, Restore the Roar. You remember that name? Yeah that is the guy who I play all the damn time who has Matt Forte on their team. And each and every damn time I play him, Forte plays out of his gourd. Low and behold, Matt Forte was a force to be reckoned with once again, scoring 23 points for his team. Everyone on my tea actually had an alright game. I took a chance on starting Antonio Brown, and it paid off with him having a 100 yard day. Jordy Nelson had a shitty day with only 4 catches and 52 yards. But the real ass clown is another idiot in Green Bay.
Thus, your week 7 shithead award goes to... RYAN GRANT!
I should have known better than to pick this idiot off of waivers. I mean, ever since he had that injury, he hasn’t done anything. And it isn’t even like Green Bay runs a lot. But I did it anyway being that I needed a filler halfback for this week. Maybe I would catch lightning in a bottle or something. I wouldn’t exactly call nine carries for 29 yards lightning in a bottle. I mean what happened to this guy? Did that one injury hurt him that much or do the Packers think that highly of James Starks? Either way, who really gives a damn? No I really think I know what the problem is. Every time you see Ryan Grant on the sidelines or on a picture, he looks like the dumbest person on earth. I wouldn’t have any confidence in a guy like that either. He probably doesn’t even know what play they are running when he is out there. He is just running around on the field like its recess. I mean look at these pictures. He looks like an imbecile.
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