Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 6

I can't say this enough... yet another win for me this week, 99-49. I am the leader in the division with a record of  4-1-1 and I am not looking back. I literally could have beaten this pathetic team I was up against with my running backs and one wide receiver. Pitiful dude. This is the time of year, in fantasy football at least, where teams start to struggle. Why? Bye weeks frigging kill people. I have learned over years of playing this game that you have to plan accordingly in the draft and in free agency for your bye weeks. I had 2 players on bye this week, including my best receiver. Luckily I have some serviceable backups.
So it was actually sort of tough to pick a winner of my prestigious award again this week. Man, I really hate to pick on my receivers again but I sort of have to.

Your week 6 winner of the Fantasy football shithead award is... Victor Cruz!



This Victor Cruz guy who plays for the Giants is driving me bonkers. Every other week he has a HUGE game. Last week he scored 20 damn points for God sake. Week 3 he scored 23 damn points. But smacked between those 20 point efforts, he had a measly 9 pointer and don't even worry about the first two weeks. So this week I had high hopes for him coming in. He was playing a Buffalo team who gives up a lot of points. So I play him. He scores me 1 damn point. You kidding me man? Who was covering you? Some man named Leodis McKelvin apparently. Instead of getting to the game, Mr.Cruz was actually late. This actually explains why he only caught two passes for 12 yards. Turns out he was just engulfed in the natural beauty of his back yard of his gorgeous New Jersey home. Here is a picture of it.

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