Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Fantasy Football Shithead of the Week... Week 4

Wow. I suffered my first loss this week... First of all, every damn time I play this "Restore the Roar" fellow, Matt Forte has the game of his frigging life. Literally, week one he almost had 200 all purpose yards and over 20 points and now week four he had OVER 200 yards rushing and almost 30 f'ing points. This is an outrage. I looked it up. I said to myself, "Greg, I know this idiot doesn't do shit when he doesn't play you." And then I confirmed it. He didn't have a combined 30 points in both week two and three. Whatever. But anyways... Enough of my complaining. That is just the way the cookie crumbles I guess. So on to my week four shithead. I could have chosen many people this week being it was my first loss of the year. I could have went with Drew Brees, who only scored me a minut 17 points because he threw an uncharacteristic two interceptions. I could have chosen the other usual fantasy monster LeSean McCoy who only scored me 10 points against a crappy San Fransisco team. But the clear cut winner this week is someone I just traded for because of Kenny Britt being out the entire season. I should have known better really...

Your winner of the week 4 shithead award is... Devery Henderson



You know why this idiot is my shithead of the week? It's quite simple really. HE DIDN'T DO A DAMN THING! I personally did not watch the game, so it is quite possible he actually just fell asleep at the airport. In fact, I am betting on it.


Looks like I will never be playing his ass anymore.

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