Tyler the Tiger

Great... Tyler Kennedy is back from his high ankle sprain...I hate, I hate, I hate Tyler Kennedy... Always have, always will. To the untrained bandwagoners eye you see a fast, hardworking, grinder who shoots the puck to score. But to the type of person who has been watching hockey for more than two years I see a short, not very fast, grinder who shoots the puck into the logo of the goalie literally every single time. He reminds me of Mark Recchi in his final years as a Penguin. It literally looks like he is skating in quick sand. His little legs are moving really really fast but he isn't going anywhere. But anyways, I actually have been keeping a shot chart for him this year just to prove my point. Before tonight's game he had taken 140 shots on goal. Here is that very shot chart.

And that is why I hate Tyler Kennedy. Need I say more? Oh, and to top it off he looks like a mongoloid. His neck just kind of morphs with his head. It's the weirdest damn thing. Look at it...

Need I say more? I think not.