First and foremost, I would like to thank all of
you who read and enjoyed my wonderful book that I posted. I decided not to post
the last chapter being that I figured everyone was getting sick of it anyway
and because there is some really offensive stuff in it that I am even afraid to
post. So I just figured it was time to move on. I was posting that damn thing
for literally weeks, so I have PLENTY to talk about.
One of the last posts I wrote before I started
putting up my book was about my new job. You know, the one where that cranky
ass woman yelled at my buddy for “horsing around.” Well I am still there and I
am actually succeeding a bit. Who would have thought, right? But anyways, every
single day of my life I now take the same road to my destination. I literally
could drive that thing with my eyes closed if I had to. I drive past the grave
yard, the Sheetz, the tattoo shop cleverly named “Tattoos.” Its enthralling
stuff let me tell you. But probably the highlight of my freaking day is when I
drive past the same damn barber shop at the same damn time every morning and
see someone getting the same damn haircut every single time.
Now it wouldn’t be so noticeable if it weren’t for
the fact that I can actually see how horrible this haircut is. No offense to
any army man or lezbo out there that has this haircut but it is literally the
worst thing ever.
Who honestly wants their hair to look like that?
And I am being dead serious when I say there is always someone in that place,
and sometimes multiple people, getting their haircut at 7:45 am. First off, who
the hell is insane enough to get their haircut that early anyway? Who seriously
wakes up in the morning just craving for an awful haircut? Apparently a lot of
idiotic people in my town. You know what is even weirder about it? I literally
never see anyone in public with that haircut either. They are either wearing a
hat or are too fucking embarrassed to be seen in public. I go with option number
two.
Also, why the hell is that man open that early to
begin with? Did he start his business in another time zone or something because
no normal person opens their business at that time. I mean, I could see if it
is a reputable business, I can understand that. You know a 9-5 job. But this guy
is opening up when everyone is going to work. It just doesn’t make a lick of
sense to me.
The more I think about it, maybe that is the only
haircut the guy does. Maybe people go in there thinking that they are going to
be happy with their hair for the next few weeks but they end up looking like
this ass hat.
A couple more times of me driving past and seeing
that awful awful haircut being administered to someone and I WILL stop and say
something about it. I will be like, is that all you know how to frigging do? Go
back to barber academy or something. Learn how to straight shave or something. Don’t
just make everyone look like R. Lee Ermey. Not one person wants that.
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